I'll take one in Estoril Blue

"BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather" (bugeyedacura) 09/29/2016 at 07:28 • Filed to: None

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I need these on my lot like NAOW. And one in my driveway too...

S65 > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/29/2016 at 07:36

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NO

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > S65 09/29/2016 at 07:44

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Why’s that?

LongbowMkII > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/29/2016 at 07:59

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The Ultimate Passenger Machine

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > LongbowMkII 09/29/2016 at 08:04

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And why do you say that? Is it just because it’s MY opinion or do you have something against fun, well-driving mini-SUVs?

not for canada - australian in disguise > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/29/2016 at 08:08

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That’s really not bad looking at all. It was only a matter of time before BMW got in on the small crossover lark.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/29/2016 at 08:14

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Remember when the BMW kidneys were small and a tasteful and didn’t look like pig nostrils that could swallow someone’s head?

Yeah, we should go back to that.

random001 > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/29/2016 at 08:14

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WTF is that...

S65 > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/29/2016 at 08:30

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Looks like a big ol hippo

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/29/2016 at 08:34

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It would be better driving if it weren’t pretending to be an SUV.

404 - User No Longer Available > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/29/2016 at 08:35

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So apparently BMW was where some of Pontiac’s designers ended up.

404 - User No Longer Available > not for canada - australian in disguise 09/29/2016 at 08:36

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If crossovers is what BMW needs to sell to bring me a RWD 2-series Gran Sedan, I’ll live with it.

DipodomysDeserti > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/29/2016 at 08:39

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My dog looked like that once when he ate a poisonous plant. BMW needs to get that car some Benedryl. Did they hire someone from Kia to design that thing?

It’s FWD too, isn’t it?

FromCanadaWithLove > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/29/2016 at 08:55

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BMW needs to calm down with the kidneys. It’s a pretty concept, especially with the roundel on the c-pillar, but those kidneys are too much.

FromCanadaWithLove > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/29/2016 at 08:56

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Subtle is good.

FromCanadaWithLove > DipodomysDeserti 09/29/2016 at 08:58

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Probably biased, but I bet they’ll only offer it as AWD in North America.

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > DipodomysDeserti 09/29/2016 at 09:04

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If It’s the X1's X6, then yes it will be FWD based. But if it’s based off the 2-Series then it will be RWD. I don’t know which it is yet.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 09/29/2016 at 09:05

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Ironically, their nostrils were smaller when coke was in.

LongbowMkII > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/29/2016 at 09:09

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Well driving? Relative to a Equinox I guess. Concept is based on the X1 which is rumored to be going FWD...

So it’ll be a taller, heavier softer Mini Countryman. Well unless you get the M-sport package which makes it former but adds another 200lbs in options.

Sounds nice to ride in.

LongbowMkII > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 09/29/2016 at 09:13

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You don’t want your art to represent the reality of ruined nasal passages due to excess cocaine use.

LongbowMkII > 404 - User No Longer Available 09/29/2016 at 09:13

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Wait, is that the 2 door?

404 - User No Longer Available > LongbowMkII 09/29/2016 at 09:15

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“Gran” adds 2 doors, so it’s a 6 door limo, silly.

LongbowMkII > 404 - User No Longer Available 09/29/2016 at 09:16

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I need a photoshop of a 2 series with 6 tiny doors.

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > LongbowMkII 09/29/2016 at 09:25

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Actually the X1 had been FWD-based for over a year now. And it drives really great. It’s based on the Clubman so there’s a lot of that good Mini go-kart feel. And the M-Sport Package is appearance, sport suspension, And interior trim. How does any of that add 200lbs?

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/29/2016 at 09:58

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It’s the pig from Lion King!

LongbowMkII > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/29/2016 at 10:46

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TIL that 3600+lb front wheel drive crossovers with electric steering feel like a go karts.

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > LongbowMkII 09/29/2016 at 15:22

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So you had no idea they were even set up that way until I told you it was already out. But you sure know how they feel to drive. Okay there bud.

LongbowMkII > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 09/29/2016 at 15:33

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I knew how it drove when it starts with an X. Rwd can make it redeemable.

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > DipodomysDeserti 09/29/2016 at 19:04

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Don’t you dare insult Kia like that! Whoever designed this turd must have been off their gourd on something. I’m guessing antifreeze.

404 - User No Longer Available > LongbowMkII 09/29/2016 at 19:52

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Also included is the...

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > LongbowMkII 09/30/2016 at 07:15

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So in other words, you’re just talking out of your ass. Good to know.